19:57 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> prep yourselfs for riffing
19:57  * PrincessSleia2 watches car commercials
19:57 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> selfs, teehee
19:57 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> Jeep?
19:57  * DarKrow urinates
19:58 < PrincessSleia2> naw, it was ford or something, i wasnt really paying attention
19:58 < PrincessSleia2> stupid dumb comcast commercials
19:58 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> hehe
19:58 < PrincessSleia2> h8
19:58  * DarKrow wathes Family Feud
19:58 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> wathes?
19:59 < DarKrow> bah
19:59 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> COMMENCE THE RIFFING!
19:59 < DarKrow> okay, show coming on
19:59 < PrincessSleia2> yay
19:59 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> ladies and gentlemen, umm, crap
19:59 < DarKrow> Nothing Stares Gregory Hines
19:59 < DarKrow> er Stars
19:59 < PrincessSleia2> i hate birds
19:59 < DarKrow> What the fuck is that yellow thing?
19:59 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
19:59 < PrincessSleia2> hah
19:59 < DarKrow> There are no trees in NYC
20:00 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> hey, no cursing
20:00 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> its Xmas
20:00 < DarKrow> bite me.
20:00 < PrincessSleia2> <time> i have a headache already
20:00 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> GOD, STOP YELLING!
20:00 < PrincessSleia2> "yo"
20:00 < DarKrow> YO! KISS MY ASS!
20:00 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> thats not spirit, thats smog
20:00 < PrincessSleia2> <time> come back with my wallet!
20:00 < PrincessSleia2> a homie xmas
20:00 < DarKrow> Word up!
20:00 < PrincessSleia2> crack
20:00 < DarKrow> Proper dubbing
20:01 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> it still is a needy place, its just covered with snow, yo
20:01 < DarKrow> THAT'S the NYC I know!
20:01 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:01 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> FAT ALBERT, THE TEEN!
20:01 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> why is he wearing death bands?
20:01 < DarKrow> People don't wear garters on their shoulders anymore
20:01 < PrincessSleia2> oh a christmas wish!
20:01 < DarKrow> Dakota?
20:01 < DarKrow> That is the stupidest name, evewr.
20:02 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> adopt this stupid cat for Xmas
20:02 < PrincessSleia2> parents named her from a US map
20:02 < DarKrow> Emeril?
20:02 < DarKrow> BAM!
20:02 < DarKrow> Black Super Mario?
20:02 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:02 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HAHA, SLOW DOG GETS TAKEN BY ARMAGEDDON
20:02 < PrincessSleia2> neighborhood slum loard!
20:02 < PrincessSleia2> -a
20:02 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> keep on eye on his ass?
20:03 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> he hires many underpaid Puerto Ricans
20:03 < DarKrow> Can we have a single non-sterotypical character?
20:03 < PrincessSleia2> heh 'mistfits'
20:03 < PrincessSleia2> *insert reference to GOOD holiday specials here*
20:03 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> okay, he is the second person to wear garters on his shoulders, thats not stereotypical
20:04 < PrincessSleia2> that's cause they are in da city yo
20:04 < DarKrow> THE BIRD DIED!
20:04 < DarKrow> WHOO!
20:04 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> DEAD FROG!
20:04 < DarKrow> Oh, fuck!
20:04 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> oh, no, its a bird
20:04 < DarKrow> It's not an ex-parrot
20:04 < PrincessSleia2> <cat> yeah dinner!
20:04 < DarKrow> That's an apartment in the ghetto?!
20:04 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> WOW! I thought they were poor????
20:05 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> ORGY!
20:05 < PrincessSleia2> does she have caramel on her hair?
20:05 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> Emeril's still hiding in the ghetto-kitchen, yo
20:05 < PrincessSleia2> 'cuse me, need to take this dead bird to my room
20:05 < DarKrow> By talk, I mean beat
20:05 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yeah, PUT A BLANKET ON THE BIRD!
20:05 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> Christmas Stuff?
20:06 < DarKrow> I can't act
20:06 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> thats a stupid title, even for a boy band that isn't real
20:06 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> AHH!
20:06 < PrincessSleia2> ew, she is sleeping with a bird she found in the road?!
20:06 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> BIRD'S IN THE BED!
20:06 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> DEVIL BIRD!
20:06 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> THAT BIRD IS SATAN!
20:06 < DarKrow> Cliches a flyin'
20:06 < PrincessSleia2> oh god, partriage from the pear tree
20:07 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yes, the Satan Tree
20:07 < DarKrow> Stereotypes a flyin'
20:07 < DarKrow> We're in trouble
20:07 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> AHH!!!!
20:07 < DarKrow> You are lame.
20:07 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> <Fat Bastard> STOP SINGING!
20:07 < PrincessSleia2> oh geez
20:07 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> heh, that won't happen 20 years ago, kiddo
20:07 < DarKrow> Yeah, never mind about the plot point
20:08 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> the plot is...umm...the bird...umm...the dad...umm...the girl..umm
20:08 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> man, this show is racist to cats
20:08 < DarKrow> Hey! The evil satanbird is talking to you!
20:08 < DarKrow> Even rockerbot would throw this thing out
20:09 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> ITS NOT A CHICKEN, ITS SATAN!
20:09 < ChristmasTime> Its hatian voodo
20:09 < DarKrow> GAH!
20:09 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:09 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> whatever you say, Satan
20:09 < PrincessSleia2> you need to rap yo
20:09 < DarKrow> How generic black guy got his groove back
20:09 < PrincessSleia2> drop him!!!
20:09 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> she's gonna kill him!
20:09 < ChristmasTime> yea, try something like, calling chicken bitches
20:09 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> the bird isn't Satan, it's the Devil's Advocate!
20:10 < PrincessSleia2> hah
20:10 < DarKrow> First, submit to my wrath, hu-man!
20:10 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HAHAHA
20:10 < ChristmasTime> does that bird have dreds?
20:10 < PrincessSleia2> oh geez, here ocomes the black santa
20:10 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HE NEEDS A JOB!
20:10 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> WOW TOOK TEN MINUTES FOR A PLOT!
20:10 < DarKrow> five minutes later, he gets mugged and dies
20:10 < DarKrow> <Bird> Oops!
20:10 < PrincessSleia2> his wife busts her ass at 3 part time jobs while he stays home and works on his "music"
20:10 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> this crap is brought to you by the bastards at Coca-Cola
20:10 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> *RIFFING PAUSE*
20:11 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:11 < ChristmasTime> hehe
20:11 < DarKrow> I'm only going to drink Pepsi now, just out of spite
20:11 < DarKrow> (Let's riff the commercials too)
20:11  * PrincessSleia2 drinks duvel (yummie belgian beer)
20:11 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> hey, Pepsi is better
20:11 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> Coke burns your throat
20:11 < ChristmasTime> hmm, the comercials are geared to the white people it seems
20:11 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> *RIFFING COMMENCE!*
20:11 < DarKrow> Not really
20:12 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> DUDE, THIS GUY HAS OVER 700 KIDS!
20:12 < DarKrow> the guy in the Tylnol commercial's a brother
20:12 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> thats alotta bangin
20:12 < DarKrow> Word
20:12 < ChristmasTime> hehe, a black m&m
20:12 < DarKrow> How old is this commercial?
20:12 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:12 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> dude, how can Santa not believe in M&M's?
20:12 < DarKrow> Time is running out for the cut and censored ET
20:12 < PrincessSleia2> oh i hate when they do this "last chance to own" thing on movies
20:12 < DarKrow> Ghastly is right.
20:13 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> like on Girls Gone Wild: Panama
20:13 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> ITS STILL AVAILABLE!
20:13 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> black santa gets his black money in the black ghetto with a black bird
20:13 < DarKrow> She's a bitch, isn't she
20:13 < ChristmasTime> and take your drugs like a good boi
20:13 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> I don't think John Travolta was invited to this special
20:14 < PrincessSleia2> so is he doing this for charity or is he trying to pay his rent?
20:14 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> WHERE DID THE IGUANA COME FROM???
20:14 < DarKrow> AIE! Is there not a single non-cliched character in here?
20:14 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> I don't think so, DeeK
20:14 < ChristmasTime> mexico
20:14 < PrincessSleia2> having a lobster in there for a pet is just wrong
20:15 < DarKrow> Who the fuck wrote this number?
20:15 < ChristmasTime> he's the legal 'speedy gonzales'
20:15 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yeah, she's shopping for a fat pig for Xmas, sure
20:15 < PrincessSleia2> this is so bad
20:15 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> I don't love doggies
20:15 < DarKrow> What's going on?
20:15 < DarKrow> I've lost track!
20:15 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> this isn't even worth riffing
20:15 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:15 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> hehe
20:15 < DarKrow> She sounds like a female homestar
20:15 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> YOU AREN'T RUDOLPH!
20:16 < PrincessSleia2> <deer> bring me home to your ghetto apartment because as a wild animal i'd be so happy!!!
20:16 < ChristmasTime> they'd captured rudolph and sold him on the black market for crack, and now he's trying to get sold
20:16 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:16 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> let's pretend we are nazis for the rest of the riff and persecute the animals
20:16 < DarKrow> *blink*
20:16 < PrincessSleia2> oh, right
20:16 < DarKrow> Where did all the people come from?
20:17 < DarKrow> Everyone in the ghetto carries Gold Coins?
20:17 < ChristmasTime> wow, that bells the bomb g
20:17 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> (Sent) Pretend I'm a Nazi?
20:17 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> what?
20:17 < PrincessSleia2> "because they really think i am santa"
20:17 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> they might guess he is himself?
20:17 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> Gregory Hines needs crack lessons
20:17 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> DEATH!
20:17 < ChristmasTime> his charater was written with Richard Pryor in mind, 
20:17 < DarKrow> Super Mario Homey!
20:17 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:18 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> oh no, big black guy's getting away!
20:18 < DarKrow> Shouldn't the Lobster be dead?
20:18 < DarKrow> It can't survive for long out of water
20:18 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> thats true, DeeK
20:18 < PrincessSleia2> i think it should have been dead in the first scene (sliding on snow)
20:18 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> AH!
20:18 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> THE BLACK MAN HAD A CAT-GASM!
20:19 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> every phrase in the special is either a reference to black people, sex, or rboth
20:19 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> WHOA!
20:19 < DarKrow> SHE'S GONNA FUCK SANTA!
20:19 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> SEE WHAT I MEAN!
20:19 < PrincessSleia2> she doesnt know he is her husband, she just gets turned on by guys in santa outfits
20:19 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HAHA
20:19 < DarKrow> Is she gonna do a strip tease?
20:19 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:19 < ChristmasTime> lol
20:19 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> dude, she's a ghetto-slut
20:19 < DarKrow> Hurry Down The Chimney...
20:20 < DarKrow> Beastality?
20:20 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> in Santa's pants
20:20 < ChristmasTime> is Heat Street
20:20 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yeah, she saw you in bed
20:20 < DarKrow> UNF!
20:20 < DarKrow> UNF!
20:20 < DarKrow> UNF!
20:20 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> GOD, KILL THAT BIRD!
20:20 < PrincessSleia2> o/` someone shoot the bird o/`
20:20 < DarKrow> I'd hurry down her chimney.
20:21 < PrincessSleia2> "full of shit"
20:21 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HAHAHAHA
20:21 < ChristmasTime> oh they'll deep fry the bird by the middle of the movie
20:21 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:21 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> Time, this is Fox, not HBO
20:21 < ChristmasTime> lol
20:21 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:21 < DarKrow> We're doomed!
20:21 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> good, no money to spend!
20:21 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> this is seriously rank, you guys
20:21 < DarKrow> I liked her hair!
20:22 < PrincessSleia2> ok, so lemme get this straight, this movie is about a guy who cant writes songs for himself, so a little bird is somehow going to help him and he takes this help because he is so pathetic?
20:22 < DarKrow> You got it.
20:22 < DarKrow> Plus undertones of sex
20:22 < PrincessSleia2> lol animal sex!
20:22 < DarKrow> I'm gonna grab a bite
20:23 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HHAHA
20:23 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> KODAK SEX COMMERCIAL
20:23 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> (kid) Can ya make it bigger? (sweaty old man) I sure can!
20:24 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> BONG!
20:24 < DarKrow> This commercial is funnt
20:24 < PrincessSleia2> yay drugs
20:24 < DarKrow> They're so high
20:25 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yeah it is
20:25 < DarKrow> And now, back to hell
20:25 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> no, its not loaded *BANG!* HAH, He's dead, one less crack pot in the world
20:25 < DarKrow> Hee! Cliche!
20:25 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> geez, doesn't this bird sleep?
20:25 < PrincessSleia2> it's like 3 am, he is going tothe streets to sell crack
20:26 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> you notice that no one is freaked out by talking animals,here?
20:26 < ChristmasTime> her name is Abe Bagoda?
20:26 < DarKrow> What's with the sound effects?
20:26 < DarKrow> sounds like Kraftwerk mixed with Warner Brothers
20:26 < ChristmasTime> white old guy!
20:26 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> crack for the old people!
20:26 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> ehh, Time, he's Jewish, doesn't count in the ghetto
20:27 < PrincessSleia2> fall fall!
20:27 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:27 < DarKrow> And then he got arrested for vandalism
20:27 < ChristmasTime> hehe
20:27 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> holy crap, he came out of that unscaved
20:27 < PrincessSleia2> getting new furnature
20:27 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> he just fell out of a 30-story building, from the top!
20:27 < ChristmasTime> Ahh, now I have lice in my suit
20:27 < PrincessSleia2> oh god!!!
20:28 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> WTF???????
20:28 < PrincessSleia2> oh yeah, 'cause we all know how often pine trees grow under trash in da city
20:28 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> *gets funky and doesn't know why*
20:28 < DarKrow> Do people in the ghetto randomly bust into rap songs?
20:28 < PrincessSleia2> absolutely
20:28 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> AHH! HE'S GOT A GUN!
20:28 < DarKrow> or shitty R&B
20:28 < ChristmasTime> crack pipes?
20:28 < PrincessSleia2> DarKrow: redunant
20:28 < ChristmasTime> oh candy canes
20:29 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> ok, stop singing now....now......now
20:29 < DarKrow> *curls into a ball*
20:29 < DarKrow> I thought Manos was bad
20:29 < PrincessSleia2> fixing rusty swings so all the unvaccinated children can get tetnus
20:29 < DarKrow> this is worse
20:29 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> it was, this is Manos in the ghetto
20:29 < DarKrow> Was he scratching on GARBAGE CANS?
20:29 < DarKrow> how does that even WORK!
20:29 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> (bird) I take care of the place while the master is away
20:29 < ChristmasTime> this is in the parking lot of KMart
20:29 < PrincessSleia2> i dont think i am going to add the jingle bells ghetto rap to my xmas playlist
20:29 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> that bird killed itself a year later
20:29 < PrincessSleia2> ChristmasTime: lol
20:30 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:30 < PrincessSleia2> "dinner"
20:30 < ChristmasTime> he died
20:30 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> she walked backwards there for like, 2 blocks
20:30 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> thats amazing!
20:30 < DarKrow> wow
20:30 < ChristmasTime> lol
20:30 < PrincessSleia2> was that story suppoed to be touching or dumb?
20:30 < DarKrow> and of course, the death cliche
20:30 < DarKrow> The old cat is right.
20:30 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> SEE! THIS IS RACIST AGAINST CATS!
20:31 < ChristmasTime> gnight orphaned reindeer
20:31 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> AHH!!!!!
20:31 < PrincessSleia2> mmm boiled lobster
20:31 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HE'S SCREWING THE GENERATOR!
20:31 < ChristmasTime> 8d
20:31 < DarKrow> WHEE!
20:31 < DarKrow> DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!
20:31 < DarKrow> and a commercial
20:31 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> ANOTHER COMMERCIAL???
20:32 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> and no less, a Fox star
20:32 < PrincessSleia2> so, this movie is supposed to teach us that black people in the city are scary and crazy
20:32 < DarKrow> Caffiene. The drug of the season.
20:32 < DarKrow> Oh god... it's only been a half-hour
20:32 < PrincessSleia2> gah
20:33 < DarKrow> It feels like an hour
20:33 < PrincessSleia2> woo more car commercials
20:33  * PrincessSleia2 passes out the beer to make it easier
20:33 < DarKrow> This is an uphill battle, folks
20:33 < DarKrow> This movie is TRYING to hurt
20:35 < PrincessSleia2> a pet door in a petstore? is that wise?
20:35 < DarKrow> Teamwork will always win the day
20:35 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> the Universal Studios Santa Baby! Sewage Ride
20:35 < PrincessSleia2> LOL
20:35 < DarKrow> Bwam Bwam BADERRRRRRRRR!
20:35 < PrincessSleia2> heh, this winter storm advisory on my tv actually makes this movie more interesting
20:36 < DarKrow> heh
20:36 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> holy crap, it..uhh...blends in with the rest of the ghetto now
20:36 < PrincessSleia2> *the next morning all the animals have frozen to death*
20:36 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> did that frog just curse?
20:36 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> dude HE IS SANTA!
20:36 < PrincessSleia2> oh, this is the rich black guy of the movie
20:36 < DarKrow> *click*
20:36 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HE GETS OFF TO HIMSELF!
20:36 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HAHAHAH
20:37 < DarKrow> We're doomed.
20:37 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> TOLD HIM!
20:37 < PrincessSleia2> oh, for the birds, i get it, HAH
20:37 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> the bird is still alive? that really is terrible
20:37 < ChristmasTime> yea for real
20:37 < PrincessSleia2> oh, harsh
20:37 < DarKrow> I WON'T!
20:37 < PrincessSleia2> "ass"
20:37 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> DUDE!
20:37 < ChristmasTime> I'm not your dad Bagoda!
20:38 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> its like WWIII within the family
20:38 < PrincessSleia2> at least i still have your brother "montana"
20:38 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> YEAH!
20:38 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> KILL THE BIRD!
20:38 < DarKrow> Those aren't swimming
20:38 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> umm swans don't swim
20:38 < ChristmasTime> see what happens when you don't get your daily chicken eatins?
20:38 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> they like, skid
20:39 < DarKrow> Kenny G?!
20:39 < ChristmasTime> hehe
20:39 < PrincessSleia2> meanwhile, his wife is out with more guys dressed as santa....
20:39 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yes, Kenny G in the ghetto
20:39 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:39 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> and he's black now
20:39 < DarKrow> Apply a gaussian blur around the edge and it's suddenly a dream sequence?
20:39 < DarKrow> Again with the bad dubbing
20:39 < ChristmasTime> he doesn't live anywhere, he just walks around all the time playing his sax.
20:39 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> no wait, its Kenny Loggins, not Kenny G
20:39 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> ANOTHER COMMERCIAL!!!!!
20:40 < PrincessSleia2> yeah, lucky for us this movie is only actually 25 minute long
20:40 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> hehe
20:40 < ChristmasTime> PrincessSleia2: hee
20:41 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yeah, there's a reason why it took this long for Trial and Error to premiere on TV
20:41 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> and it's called Jeff Daniels
20:42  * PrincessSleia2 passes out the xmas sugar cookies
20:42 < DarKrow> *scarf*
20:42 < ChristmasTime> uh, the comercials are becomes more white friendly as the show progresses.
20:42  * HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat shoots sugar from the cookies
20:42 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> ...OH YEAH!
20:43 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yup, cause no blacks will watch Joe Millionaire
20:43 < ChristmasTime> yea, cookies go here ----> O8
20:43 < PrincessSleia2> i wont either, this is the first time i have watched fox since xfiles was cancelled
20:43 < ChristmasTime> take them to the bakers
20:43 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> she'd rather freeze to death!
20:43 < PrincessSleia2> "we'll all die of exposure... together!"
20:43 < DarKrow> Why did he glance back at the Camera?
20:44 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> there's a camera?
20:44 < ChristmasTime> yo b, can I borrow your deep frier?  I got a bunch of animals here.
20:44 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> he likes to hug poles
20:44 < PrincessSleia2> no wonder tis guy doesnt have a frickin job
20:44 < DarKrow> Cats land on their feet, don't they?
20:44 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> man, this cat is agile
20:44 < ChristmasTime> yea... I'm rap some christmas tunes while they get all crsipy.
20:44 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> not all cats
20:45 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> ...not my cap
20:45 < PrincessSleia2> this cat was fine til he chased it onto the roof!
20:45 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> cat*
20:45 < DarKrow> Was there a brit?
20:45 < PrincessSleia2> "yo"
20:45 < DarKrow> I heard a british accent
20:45 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> dude, no caucasians, but there is a brit!
20:45 < PrincessSleia2> prolly some snobby-looking white person
20:45 < DarKrow> That scream is so faked
20:45 < PrincessSleia2> stereo-types considered and all
20:46 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HAHA Santa guy?
20:46 < PrincessSleia2> "yeah, you ass!
20:46 < DarKrow> And now the asshole is redeemed
20:46 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> make way, fat black guy coming through
20:46 < DarKrow> It's the spirit of the season
20:47 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> dude, this black guy is extremely agile
20:47 < DarKrow> I promise. I'm Super Mario Homey
20:47 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:47 < ChristmasTime> yay, the cat broke his fall
20:47 < PrincessSleia2> %o
20:47 < ChristmasTime> lol
20:47 < PrincessSleia2> oh god, the bird is back
20:47 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> GEEZ! HE IS THE PEON OF THE TOWN!
20:47 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> WHAT THE???
20:47 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> THE BIRD?!?!?!
20:47 < ChristmasTime> in his pants
20:47 < DarKrow> That makes no fucking sense
20:47 < PrincessSleia2> so when does the driveby shooting happen?
20:47 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> *takes nitro pills*
20:48 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> oh sure, the ghetto is gonna work on Xmas Eve, sure
20:48 < PrincessSleia2> ok, no
20:48 < ChristmasTime> there is someone in the bathroom in the other side of that window
20:48 < DarKrow> You gotta lick it
20:48 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:48 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> the ghetto doesn't even work but a few days a year, certainly not Xmas Eve
20:48 < DarKrow> Uh... isn't that vandalism?
20:48 < PrincessSleia2> it's great that everyone is cleaning and fixing things and he's writing on the walls
20:48 < DarKrow> Writing on the walls?
20:49 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yes, DeeK, but the whole ghetto was founded on vandalism
20:49 < ChristmasTime> make love?
20:49 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> how is he going to keep up with each bar?
20:49 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> he's gonna be way out of sync
20:49 < PrincessSleia2> he's not a real musician
20:49 < ChristmasTime> what a mess
20:49 < DarKrow> HEY! MUSIC BOY! WHY DON'T YOU HELP OUT?!
20:49 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> hehe, but he plays one in the ghetto
20:50 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:50 < DarKrow> <RecordExec> You're fired.
20:50 < ChristmasTime> don't ask you FOOL!
20:50 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> thats like, 10 golden rings
20:50 < PrincessSleia2> so... santa lives in a church?
20:50 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> SANTA LIVES IN THE GHETTO!
20:50 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> AND HE'S BLACK!!!!!
20:50 < PrincessSleia2> NO! If this guy is going to be santa this year i am gonna ki... GAH!H!!
20:50 < ChristmasTime> 8(
20:51 < ChristmasTime> HO, yea right
20:51 < DarKrow> it looks more like he lives in hell
20:51 < PrincessSleia2> ok, well if he comes in my house i'm calling the cops
20:51 < DarKrow> what with that giant fireplace
20:51 < DarKrow> So, now they're ripping off The Santa Clause?
20:51 < ChristmasTime> black santa, black jebus.
20:51 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> GAH! this special is gonna mess with suburbian white kids' heads
20:51 < DarKrow> There's not an original idea in this movie!
20:51 < PrincessSleia2> it's messing with my head %(
20:52 < PrincessSleia2> noew i'm scared that a black fake santa is gonna come down my chimney %(
20:52  * PrincessSleia2 keeps the fire going all night
20:52 < ChristmasTime> PrincessSleia2: hehehe
20:52 < DarKrow> This is one of the most pandering movies I've ever seen
20:53 < PrincessSleia2> dont worry dk it's not over yet
20:53 < ChristmasTime> black santa usually comes in the window, and instead of leaving presnts, he takes them.
20:53 < PrincessSleia2> there is the last scene where he makes the world happy and makes lots of money off his wonderful new song
20:53 < PrincessSleia2> ChristmasTime: LOL
20:53 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> only 5 more minutes of this crap, guys
20:53 < DarKrow> I'm still waiting for a cliche
20:53 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> WAIT!
20:53 < PrincessSleia2> 5 reindeer
20:54 < PrincessSleia2> ok, it's nothing like a shopping cart
20:54 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> HOW DID HE GET FROM THE GHETTO TO THE NORTH POLE IN 3 MINUTES??????
20:54 < PrincessSleia2> "magic"
20:54 < DarKrow> Plot Holes
20:54 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:54 < DarKrow> Oh, he took too long, it's 6 AM
20:54 < ChristmasTime> all the voices in this movie got $5 each.
20:54 < PrincessSleia2> i am so sick of this xmas rap
20:54 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yes, its Eartha Kitt rapping
20:54 < ChristmasTime> and the checks bounced
20:55 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:55 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> this is just getting sad
20:55 < DarKrow> They don't deserve money
20:55 < DarKrow> this whole thing was just phoned in
20:55 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:55 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> black people must think they have no hope in the world
20:55 < DarKrow> All they did was brooklyn?!
20:55 < PrincessSleia2> i think there is a reason that the real santa doesnt give pets
20:55 < DarKrow> "Fuck China!"
20:55 < ChristmasTime> hehe
20:55 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> yeah, he went around the ghetto in 20 minutes
20:55 < PrincessSleia2> lol
20:55 < PrincessSleia2> his whole world is the ghetto
20:56 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> THATS A HUEY LEWIS RIP-OFF!
20:56 < ChristmasTime> lol
20:56 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> Heart and Soul is a Huey Lewis song!
20:56 < DarKrow> BAM!
20:56 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> you're right DeeK, nothing original
20:56 < PrincessSleia2> it's her bf
20:56 < PrincessSleia2> oh
20:56 < DarKrow> SUPER MARIO!
20:56 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:57 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> no, it says pets aren't welcome
20:57 < ChristmasTime> lol
20:57 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> the new policy is, you've been kicked out you bum
20:57 < DarKrow> No rent, no home.
20:57 < ChristmasTime> again, they tried to get eddia murphy for the part of Mr Sweet, but, phone tag all day
20:57 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> this wouldn't even make a good musical
20:57 < PrincessSleia2> all this movie did for me was give me a craving for lobster
20:57 < DarKrow> And that apartment costs a LOT
20:57 < ChristmasTime> YAY!
20:57 < ChristmasTime> iTS OVER!
20:57 < DarKrow> ARTHUR RANKIN JR. YOU MUST DIE!
20:58 < ChristmasTime> there was a CAST?
20:58 < DarKrow> Vocal "Talents"
20:58 < ChristmasTime> hehe
20:58 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> dude, this is SO a Huey Lewis rip-off
20:58 < ChristmasTime> the heart and soul of christmas is making it black
20:58 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:58 < DarKrow> Word.
20:58 < PrincessSleia2> yo
20:58 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> but Ray Parker Jr. did it in Ghostbusters
20:58 < DarKrow> Merry Fucking Christmas folks
20:58 <@HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat> so I guess its okay for black people to rip off Huey Lewis
20:59 < PrincessSleia2> i learned a lot about city black people in this movie
20:59 -!- HombreInAn_XMASEVE_Hat changed the topic of #SatelliteOfLove to: <http://www.mstiegate.com> | Xmas Night Riff TOMORROW right here at 9PM EST of CBS's The Christmas Secret
20:59 < ChristmasTime> so, what do you think?  <joel>  it stinks :)
20:59 < PrincessSleia2> 1. they randomly break out in rap songs 2. they really dont have jobs 3. freaking crazy
20:59 < PrincessSleia2> hehe
20:59 < DarKrow> and the kids went from Juvenile Delinquents to Choir boys
20:59 < DarKrow> overnight
21:00 < DarKrow> Explain THAT one
21:00 < DarKrow> Well, let's call it a riff
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