*shivers*

The apartment feels so much colder when I wake up on mornings when Myk is home. Probably because I am forced to leave a nice warm bed to wake up (warmer than it would be if I was in it alone anyway)… so the air is so much crueler (is that a word?) when I wake up… plus I have the option of going back to that wonderful warmness *frowns at her cold feet*

#13thHour was fairly busy yesterday afternoon, had something like 14 people there, so I found something to do, yes chat! And I did a bit of updating to the #13thHour Site, added a section so it’s easy to get to R2’s information database (the password protected one) and gives instructions on how to access the bot through IRC. It’s all very simple, but you wouldn’t believe how much explaination it takes %( especially since I need to be VERY clear about everything, or my non-computer friends will be completely lost, they are so lucky I am patient… speaking of which…

I met another person who “can’t read the readme.” She is running Windows XP and got a virus through Kazaa (ugh!), and came into IRC and said “I have a virus and I can’t get rid of it.” First I ASSUMED that she had attempted to get rid of it, but all she did (using norton) was quarentine the files. So I went to the Symantec website, found the virus description and fix, and pasted the URL in channel. Now if you have every been to the Symantec website, you’d know that their “get rid of this virus” instructions are VERY straight-forward, to the point of saying “click start, then run, then type regedit” … so even a monkey could fix their problem. But this chick just couldnt get it “I read the instructions but I don’t understand” … now I don’t know if this was because she was just a flaming idiot (I dont know her well) or because she was afraid to edit something that she had never seen before. So I literally copied each step DIRECTLY FROM THE WEBSITE and pasted it in channel so she could get rid of her virus. It was so absurd. I don’t know why I bother wasting my time with people like that, cant freaking think for themselves.

Anyway, this problem of inability to “read the readme” is fairly widespread. I guess that’s what really deterred me from making my guestbook setup happy and user-friendly for people to download. The last thing I need is some idiot asking me how to read the instructions I very carefully wrote. And here I had been downplaying some of my acomplishments because all I did was read the readme, HAH! Now I know it’s a talent… /end extreme sarcasm

I also did a bit of editing to my .muttrc file (mutt is a text-based mail program). All I really wanted to do was change some of the colors from green to magenta (like irssi, and lilo, and my lyz@r2d2 prompt in terminals…). It was surprisingly simple %) Pretty Happy Matching irssi and mutt

I started doing a bit of ‘promoting’ for WallaceAndGromit.net. It basically consisted of going to a bunch of Wallace And Gromit sites, signing their guestbooks, and emailing the site owners to ask permission to link their site to mine… I ask to link anyone now after an incident were someone (strangely enough) did not want their site to linked to a “high traffic site like princessleia.com.” Why would someone make a website if they didnt want hits? *shakes her head* Anyway, I was very disappointed to find out that there are virtually *no* new Wallace And Gromit sites! Even the ones out there are full of broken links, and havent been updated in years. It’s sad really… Hopefully with the full length movie coming out in 2005 there will be a surge of new sites %) And maybeI will get a bit more traffic to my site (470 hits since October 15th … I guess that isn’t terrible maybe I am just spoiled by the success of princessleia.com).

Anyway, I am gonna go find something to do (and try not to crawl back into bed
*must resist call of bed*

o/` Hooverphonic – Magenta o/`

I don’t think this will be a long entry, I don’t have much to say.

Last night I was very very tired, I really dont know why I’ve been so tired the past couple weeks, I think it’s ’cause we are trying to go to bed earlier (10ish) and getting up at 7, I am probably just trying to get used to this new schedule. Watched some TV, read a little. It snowed sometime during the night.

Woke up this morning, there was only about a half of inch of snow outside, but still enough to make things look pretty. I cleaned the apartment.. did a bunch of extra stuff too that i don’t do every week (cleaning the whole stove, waxing some of the furnature) .. so it basically took all morning. At least it saved me from the problem of figuring out what to do all morning or feeling like I’ve wasted my time %) And I learned fast that there is a positive side to having a dry apartment, the floors dry really fast!

I don’t think we are going to do anything this weekend. The whole “trying to save money” thing really prohibits much activity. But that’s ok, another relaxing weekend at home is perfectly fine with me.

Of course, as is my terrible luck, after all that work for the test site for ukscifi.net (you can view the work I did here: http://www.princessleia.com/ukscifi/) the owner of UKScifi says “well, I like your design, but I want to incorporate my current site with it… etc, etc, etc. I KNEW this would happen, he probably wont even use my design, or he’ll just steal things from it to make his site better *sigh* I guess I should have expected this… Well, I DID… but I guess I just wasnt being realistic. On the bright side, Myk still has bevilacqua.us that needs to be made into a site (currently it just points to clockbot.net), so maybe I can do a bit of work on that %)

Yeah, I guess that’s it. I dunno what I’ll do this afternoon… prolly surf the net and chat or something, since I don’t feel much motivation to do much else… *wanders off*

Stupid dumb Bush, he is going to cause a war. I don’t want war %(

o/` Crowded House – Don’t Dream It’s Over o/`

I don’t know if I mentioned this before, but I am very annoyed by people who have problems using email. Like my sister Heather. I email her a question, simple, like asking my mother’s phone number or something, and she’ll never reply! I had to get her attention on instant messanger, or on IRC, or when she decided to call me on the phone. What is this fear of email!? Then there are people like my mother who will call me instead of using email, knowing full well my hatred of phones *sigh* Then of course there are the people I write 3 page emails to, and they thing an appropriate responce is saying “hi” on IM… rar. Then there are people who actually send emails, and they send them in HTML … or they have a facination with sending fwds, no matter how many times I ask them not to. I mentioned in IRC this morning that I should write an email ediquette book, then I found out that it’s been done, I think that book should be issued with the purchase of every new PC…. hee

It’s nice and cold out, currently about 24, so it’s not the painful cold like we used to get in Maine. When I lived in Maine we lived right next to the coast, and so it was always windy, and in the winter it was the kind of wind that doesnt bother going around a person, it tries to go directly through them, chills to the bone. The wetness in your nose freezes and unprotected lips chap in 13 seconds. I don’t know if I miss that sort of cold, but this temperature is prefectly fine, I can definately say I will miss this cold weather if we move to florida. Florida. *sigh*! I guess a guy from the facility down in FL sent Myk some pictures today of the area, says it’s a nice area, and housing is nice and fairly inexpensive. We still don’t KNOW we are moving yet… but it looks like they are getting ready to make an offer and hope he accepts. I still don’t know exactly what I think of this all, “weary but willing” would be a good term for it.

I am helping the admin of ukscifi design a new website. I don’t know why exactly, but I am pretty sure it’s a mix of being bored and being vain. I am not a big fan of the admin there, he is a liar, and I dont like liars… but having MY WORK on ukscifi.net really draws me to this project… it’s a fairly popular website. I just hope the admin goes through with this project and all my work yesterday and this morning will not be useless.

Uh, I guess that’s all I feel like writing for noew *wanders off*

o/` Cake – Sad Songs And Waltzes o/`

It’s really dry in our apartment. It always gets like this in the winter, and dryness + long hair = static electricity. TONS of it, the only relief I get from it is my shower in the morning, and then my hair is wet. I put my hair up (like i NEVER do) last night because I was getting so sick of it, and of course as soon as I take it down to go to sleep I’m *zapping* everything again. *Stays away from computer insides and gas pumps* (the news media around here seems to be obsessed with warning people about gas + static electricity, and how it causes explosions sometimes).

Sometimes I complain too much. Looking back at some of my oldest xanga entries, I noticed that I was more positive in those… maybe it was because I was getting out a bit more, and it had only been 5 months or so since I was employed.. an entire year definately adds to this “hopeless” feeling %) I also didn’t care at all about getting comments, which I seem to check for often now… I guess I still dont “care” about them exactly, s’just I never looked for the multiple times a day, maybe I am just getting bored %) Yesterday I was definately bored. An entire internet out there and I just couldn’t *focus* enough to do anything, so after playing with my neopets for a bit I decided to read. Which was good, I finished the WOT book 10… and I am finally going to write up some reviews, yay!

Between The Rivers, By Harry Turtledove, 408 pages
I found this book very difficult to get into, and as a whole, rather boring. It was the tale of the world at the dawn of civilization, when gods ruled each town, and men were subject to their direct rule. It tells of the city and people of Gibil, the city of the lazy god, and how this god’s laziness struck fear of man’s independence in neighboring gods. Of course it is only a matter of time before the weakness of the gods is found and men elsewhere begin to rule themselves. I guess I would have enjoyed this book more if the characters were more developed, if was difficult for me to feel for even the MAIN character because he just was not believable enough. During the whole book I was waiting for something substantial to happen, and although the end does get a bit better, it was not really worth it, I don’t think I’d recommend this book.

The Last Hero, By Terry Pratchett and Illustrated by Paul Kidby, 160 pages
This large, illustrated book really intrigued me, I found it at one of those warehouse bargin bookstores and immediately grabbed it. It is a book of Pratchett’s discworld that tells of a group of older heros on a quest to “return the fire to the gods” and the journey by some of Discworld’s more powerful leaders to stop them, as this would destroy the world. As always, I greatly enjoyed Pratchett’s wit, and how wonderfully funny his characters are. The story itself was wonderful and greatly entertaining. It was also quite a treat to see visual adaptations of our beloved wizard Rincewind, and Death, and the spectacular pictures of the disc itself. I belive those who havent read any of Pratchett’s other books would even enjoy this, I will definately be reading this again and again

Sourcery, By Terry Pratchett, 260 pages
This is another book in the Discworld series. It tells of the eighth son of an eighth’s son’s eighth’s son, who is a sourceror of course, named Coin. Directed by the staff that holds the soul of his father, young Coin sets out to take over the world. As usually is the case, the wizard Rincewind is pulled into being the hero throught coincidence and mistake. A group of witty and funny characters, included the beloved luggage, fill every page of this book with “I can’t put it down” humor. Great book.

Book Nine: Winter’s Heart, By Robert Jordan, 780 pages
As with book eight, the complexity of the story continuing in this book causes it to move rather slowly. This book begins slowly and ends with 200 pages where it’s difficult to tear yourself away. Along with catching up with Mat, it further describes the invasion of the
Seachan, and more about their social hierarchy. Characters are reunited joyously and the last portion of this book leads you to understand more of the soul behind the renegade Asha’men, and several other large and small surprised and wonderous acomplishments, in the light.

Book 10 came out this month, and although I really want to wait until it’s in paperback, I am SO tempted to spend $18 on the hardcover (that’s with 40% off… since it’s $4 of top ten books sold at bn.com currently … currently #32 on New York Times Bestseller list). *Sigh* it’ll prolly be over a year until the paperback is for sale! Oh well…

I have no idea what I am going to do today. I am still on that “wow I got every goal I set for myself acomplished” kick… I am having trouble focusing as well, I think it’s because I have been sleeping a bit more than usual 8-10 hours a night, and when I wake up I am groggy, and that groggy feeling doesnt go away very quickly.

Two of my toes hurt. *sighs as she looks at her right foot* I probably hit them on something recently that I don’t remember… I am very clumsy and hardly ever remember where any of my bruises or other minor injuries come from %) But one of my toes is definately swollen, it’s not broken ’cause it still bends fine (not that anything can be done for a little broken toe anyway), and the other has a distinct area that is very pinkish… you never notice how much you depend on even your smallest toes to walk until one is hurt %( and I never notice how often I hit my feet on things accidentally until now. Yay toes.

So the guy who offered Myk a job in Florida called him yesterday. I am not sure if he has an official offer yet, but he was telling Myk all about how great the facility is down there… no cubicles, everyone has an office! *GASP!* When he told me this I laughed and asked if it was indeed the same company. “Yeah,” he said “No wonder my current facility is shutting down, it sucks compared to the others!” Bleeeh florida %) I hope he gets an official offer from them soon, I really would like to know whether or not we are moving down there, so I can plan a visit to see family again before a plane trip is required for that. And I know that Myk is seriously stressed out from work. Apparently just recently the *lost* his resume, and apparently they need the resume he was hired with on file, so they emailed him to get it. This was just the tip of the iceburg concerning the stupid mistakes this company has been making. The day he got the email about them requesting a copy of his resume one of his co-workers laughed and said “man, you are living in a dilbert comic!” … It’s not as funny as it seems! %)

Hmm, this is a long entry. Sometimes I wonder if I spend too much of my life writing about my life and not living it. Then I remember that having a life is very difficult currently… eh… at least I have people I talk to in IRC %) I NEED to find something to do today… *wanders off in search of something to work on*

o/` Radiohead – Fake Plastic Trees o/`

Second entry of the day, yay.

So I said I was going to play with my bios this morning right? Ugh…

Fun With My BIOS

Hehe

I thought it would be fun to make a “splash” screen when my computer starts up, and my Asus motherboard came with all the software needed to acomplish this task, so I boot into windows and install the software.

The software isn’t the prettiest I have ever seen, it’s actually rather sad looking, but for some reason I decide to trust it, and I discover this neat little “backup your bios” tool included! Kickass.. I backup into a file on my harddrive (and onto a floppy disk just in case I need it in that format). Mistake number 1? Trusting this software.

I had a splash page that I prepared in The Gimp while still in linux. I go through the easy “do this then hit next” wizard, which includes pointing to the bios config file that I saved, and at the end of it they say to reboot the computer so things will work. I reboot.

The splash screen works! YAY!

I get an error about a missing “FastTrack Controller” … now I had had this error before, and Myk fixed it somehow while helping me out with my system. It’s not a terrible error, it still boots, but it’s silly to have an error like that. So I boot into windows.

“Wizard has detected new hardware, run hardware installation wizard now?” … WTH? I thought at first it was redetecting my normal Nic card, because windows sometimes likes to install drivers mulitple times (for fun?) so I cancel that and assume it’s just a silly windows thing. I go online to search for that FastTrack Controller error, and the first hit is for the P4S8X (my motherboard) help messageboard … apparently by default the ATA/Raid controller is Enabled, stupid? Yes. I restart so I can disable this in the bios… but why was it all of a sudden enabled? I reboot, go into the bios, change that back to Disabled, and go back to windows.

“Wizard has decected new hardware…” This is when it dawns on me that there is obviously something else wrong… why was something re-enabled that I had disabled? What is this driver that Windows wants to install? The driver for the SiS nic card.. my onboard nic card that I had disabled. Reboot.

Go into the bios, check my settings, and sure enough, EVERYTHING is set back to the defaults!!! That bios config backup tool *didnt work* So I fix everything in the bios (i hope!) and putter back off to linux.

Now this adventure would not have been so bad if it didn’t take half the morning %) Ugh! So much wasted time… I wasn’t even about to mess with the sounds on startup, it would be cheesy anyway, and probably get annoying %)

*looks at the time* Hrm, I suppose there is something I can work on for the rest of the day, I’ll think of something, if all else fails I can always look for quotes to add to my random quote file on my website *wanders off*

o/` A Perfect Circle – 3 Libras o/`

I was in #linux on minute.clockbot.net yesterday helping out an acquaintance with a Perl script he’s working on. It was really cool, he can check his mail (hosted in linux) from a web browser, the page looked really nice too, but he was having trouble viewing each email. You could see the inbox, the subject, sender, date… but when you clicked on the mail to read it you got an error. Now my knowledge of mailservers is severely lacking, Myk controls everything to do with our mailserver and I only weakly grasp the workings behind it all, but I said I’d take a look at the perl just in case I could be of help. On first glance I was lost! I understood what the script was doing, but without more knowledge about mail I had to admit I was really at a loss to what it was. I was able to tell him that it was not the perl script however… the error he recieved on the page when he tried to view the inbox was nothing like the error that the perl should have given if that was the problem. In the end he found out it was a simple mail problem, I was happy to point him in the right direction tho, and it made me feel better about my Perl abilities %)

Ah, last night Myk got printing all set up on my computer %) It’s so nice, color even! I have to say one of the biggest problems with linux is the difficulty in printing, that bothers me, but eventually (with a weekend of work!) we finally have our network printer printing perfectly, it’s so nice! And the color quality is actually better than when we were printing from linux to win2k, I am so happy… not that we print a lot, or care too much about the ‘quality’ when we do print, but it’s nice to have the ability and reliability there %)

We watched “The Sum Of All Fears” last night, it wasn’t bad, ‘cept for the whole Ben Affleck saving the world from nuclear disaster thing… oh, that was the whole movie? Dammit!!! It really wasn’t that bad, pretty much what I expected, but nothing award winning in my books *shrugs* After watching that I went to read for a while. I have about two chapters left in Book 9 of the Wheel Of Time, I will probably finish it tonite %) I went to bed rather early, around 10, since Myk wants to get on a “better sleep schedule” and keep a “better diet” He’s so cute %) He really looks fine, I mean neither of us are in top physical condition (no 6-packs I’m afraid, LOL) but we are healthy and by no means fat. I am glad I am involved with someone who is health concious tho, I have a terrible tendancy to revert to a bad diet when people arent looking, heehee, I guess I would have more self control if I gained lots of weight on such a terrible diet, but my weight always seems to stay within a 10 pound buffer zone around 130 pounds.

Myk didn’t have time to set up Unreal IRCD on my computer last night since he was busy getting printing to work, so I’ll work with services later sometime, instead I think I am going to go lurk in the wonderful world of my computer’s BIOS. Well, I am going to play with it a bit anyway %) See, my wonderful Asus board talks, but it has a female voice! It’s turned off currently, all it does is “talk” when booting up (to say the boot went successfully or not and why) and it verbally warns you if the CPU is too hot, or a couple other problems I can’t think of right now. When you turn the voice off it just uses system beeps to warn you of such things. But I have a pretty good handle on my box’s stability and cooling needs, so I was thinking of turning the voice back on, and changing the startup wav.. yes, you can change the wav files!!! So on bootup I can make it beep like R2 to say my boot was successful!!! YAY!!! Also, there is a “splash screen” that comes up when you first boot up, currently it’s turned off, and says “Asus P4S8X” with their pretty logo, but you can change that as well!!! Yeah, so I can have an r2-d2 picture there instead %) I am gonna mess around with gimp for a bit this morning to get a good splash page made. All these things are changed with a win
dows program that came with the motherboard (ick windows, but what could I expect?), I havent even installed the program yet. But this will give me a good lesson in how to backup a BIOS %) since there is no way I am changing anything until that is done, fun stuff.

Yeah, so I am going to go do that noew *wanders off*

Strange, my premium subscription ran out on saturday and my page doesnt look all *unpremium* yet… they must be lazy %) Hehe…

I have til Febuary 1st to get the network admins at psiblade to get their acts together and fix the services and make sure the server is stable or I’m afriad some of my friends are leaving. This upsets me of course, if they leave I’ll be joining another server with them… not that that’s a problem, I’m already on two servers, but I will feel as though I had failed them because, well, I have. It’s frustrating, these admins can’t even pull themselves to have a meeting if their lives depended on it! Rar.

Ok, I won’t let this ircserver thing bug me anymore, there is nothing I can do about it at the moment.

Yesterday I spent a lot of time reading, only have about 150 or so pages left in Winter’s Heart, it’s good, but I am noticing as the Wheel of Time books progress less and less happens in the story as it gets insanely complicated %) I took “Signs” back to Blockbuster, and um, ok, that’s about all I did yesterday %) It was a nice relaxing day….

*45 minutes later*

Gah! Sure, as soon as I say “I won’t worry about the ircserver thing, I get bombarded with an admin saying “I DONT CARE WHO HOSTS THE SERVICES!!!” and getting all crankiey with me, all I did was tell them we needed to fix this problem with the services or we’d lose chatters. See the ircserver we are running is Unreal IRCD … which is lame anyway, it’s because the people who started the network are all windows people, and even thought now most of the server is running on unix boxes, they won’t change to a REAL ircd (heh)… and currently they have the services running on an unstable windows box (redundant yay!) that runs on some business DSL line somewhere. So after this little bitching session by an admin I found these services: http://www.ircservices.za.net/ … they look decent, Myk is going to set up a local ircserver tonight so I can play with how to install these servoces tomorrow…(I would install the ircd, but since Myk is familiar with the configs it would take him a fraction of the time I’d take me to figure everything out)

NEXT!!!

I’m writing an admin page for R2D2’s (the ircbot) mysql database, so I can edit it from a browser (on our internal network, I am still far too paranoid to give root mysql access to any page on the web, .htaccess protected or not). It’s coming along nicely. I’m also moving the “address book” that I have on my computer to minute (our webserver) … so I don’t have to have apache and mysql running on my workstation all the freaking time, hehe.

In other news, while I was spending hours *relaxing* this weekend Myk was setting up CUPS on our printserver. Previously we had used a Win2K box for our printing and scanning.. only because there are no scanner drivers for my crappy old parallel port HP scanner in linux, but we decided that our limited scanning usage is worth just hooking it up to a box in windows when we need to scan. Having any sort of server in windows is absurd… we’d be getting ready to meet friends at a new restaurant, quickly go online to grab some directions from mapquest… and the print would fail because of some stupid windows problem, the windows box was sitting in the corner doing nothing for 2 weeks and all of a sudden it crashes during a print request, or just deletes the printer driver all together. It caused many very angry nights %) It’s all working nicely now, YAY! Even color %) CUPS is so nice *hugs her printserver*

So I was talking to a friend today about depression. Apparently he has been through rough times lately, and his depression that he has had for a very long time it is finally too much to handle alone. I mentioned my terrible time with the anti-depressant amitriptyline, and after mentioning this I decided to look up some information about this drug that I took for so many years (it’s scary how little I know about it). I found out some frightening things.

Family Practice Notebook : Amitriptyline

First of all, apparently the do not prescribe this for depression anymore because of “adverse effects” and among the these are “sedation and morning grogginess” “weight gain” and “Anticholinergic Symptoms” which include, yep, you guessed it, seizures! (I had a seizure my senior year in high school while in english class, they never found the true cause, but I got off the amitriptyline very quickly after that). Anyway, this site explains a LOT of my problems in high school, what was the doctor thinking putting me on this crap?! The funniest thing is, this medication is often used for insomnia… and insomnia is one of the most serious problems I had growing up! So it didn’t even work for that… Thanks doctor, for making me paranoid to take the advice of any doctors! Gah…

Anyway, it’s after 10:30 and I still havent showered and dressed *eak* … I hate mondays. *wanders off*

I had a decent day yesterday, did a lot of reading, then in the evening we ordered pizza and wings, and went to Blockbuster and picked up a few movies. The pizza was decent (for philly anyway), the movies were ok… We got “Signs” and “Ice Age” (as well as “behind enemy lines” but we havent watched that yet) and I guess I expected more out of them. Signs was basically just a bunch of “dramatic shots” and “dramatic catch lines” strung together in a so-so alien invasion movie. And Ice Age could have been much better if the sloth wasnt so annoying… I suppose it catered to ayounger audience than I am, but it had a lot of adult comedians… so I guess I expected more, more “Antz”-like I guess (that computer generatedmovie with Woody Allen, came out around the same time as “A Bug’s Life”)… anyway the long toothed squirrel was funny, that was the only character that saved the movie from being a complete bomb. The funny thing is we planned to see both these movies in the theater. We went to see Ice Age, but there was so much traffic that we arrived 10 minutes after it started and went to see “Panic Room” instead (which I dont recommend either), and the night we planned to see Signs there was a terrible rain storm, and a 45 minute drive on a friday night to a busy theater to meet our friends wasnt high on our list of things we wanted to do that night %) In the end, I am quite pleased that we didn’t see either of these movies in the theater.

I went to bed around 1 am… this better diet and regular sleep schedule has done wonders for my insomnia troubles. The best part is that doctors told me all along that I should try both these things to cure it and I never listened to them %) Oh well… I am just glad I can sleep like a semi-normal person again, I just need to stay away from the temptation of taking naps, especially on weekends!

So the irc server that I am part of is really starting to bug me…. ok, it’s been bugging me for months, but it’s really getting to a point where I can’t STAND it anymore. The services go down approx. once a day and when the ONE person who has access to the services box is gone for the weekend, of course they go down friday night and leave a server full of bitching chatters. So this morning, upon waking up, I find a pm from a friend of mine who moved his room to this server… he is threatening to leave again because the services are so unstable… it’s understandable, but to appease him I wrote an ops script on R2D2 (my irc bot) to give them ops when they ask for it in their room, the bot will also keep the room open so the modes and topics remain when the services die… this is starting to sound a lot like the scifi server, gah! Oh well, the server admins are trying to get together for a meeting about all this, hopefully something can be fixed before all the people I convinced to join our server leave… I guess I wouldnt be so frustrated if I hadnt tried so hard to get users onto this server. I guess it makes me look bad, I promote a server and then it turns out to have flakey servies.

Today will probably be pretty boring, but that’s perfectly fine with me %) I am really enjoing book 9 of the wheel of time series, and keep thinknig about how awful it will be when I finish book 10 (it comes out this month) … I will have to wait a couple years before the next!! AH!!

Anyway, I am going to wander off and do … stuff.

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm <-- hehe